Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy, warty Hogwarts!

Teach us something, please.

Whether we are old and gray or young with scabby knees.

Our heads could do with filling with some interesting stuff;

For now they're bare and full of air, dead flies, and bits of fluff!

So teach us things worth knowing, bring back what we've forgot.

Just do your best, we'll do the rest and learn until our brains all rot!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Rules rules rules

Well my dears, before we embark upon this flighty temptress, adventure in the Hogwarts Club, we would like to lay down the law and specify what is expected of you.
As Hogwarts students, you are required to be kind and courteous to the house members around you. There will be absolutely no kicking, scratching, biting, tearing of hair, spitting or other such atrocities. Silly incantations and wand waving are, however, applauded with gusto. (We beg you to judge wisely your use of the unforgivable curses. Killing will be punished severely; see one of the founders that's not Kristen).
Heads of houses/founders will be given all due respect. Food is welcomed and in fact embraced warmly, as you will be if you bring it.
For your knowledge, Katherine is also the founder of the Order of the Pheonix, Jane is overseeing Dumbledore's Army,  Maren advocates S.P.E.W, and Kristen heads the Inquisitorial Squad.
House elves will be treated with respect, though you will please refrain from sharing your food with them.
Fiery discussions of and loud quoting from book and movie are heavily advocated and in fact required within range of founders. If you have something bad to say about the Wizarding World, go talk to Kristen.
Oh yes. Please be sure to forget your muggle apparel on days of the club meetings or quidditch matches.

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